Friday, March 12, 2010

Cool and Delicious Funny Jokes Comic Text SMS messages

Teacher: Duniya mein kitne Barr-e-Azam hain?
Pathan: 4
Teacher: Kon Kon se?
Pathan: 1. Quaid-e-Azam
            2.Sikandar-e-Azam
            3.Mughal-e-Azam
            4. Mera chacha Haji Azam

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Ab Faraz urdu, english & arabic mix:

...= Haza ya fraaza Aaloo matar pyaza

Ya rafeeqa ya rafeeqa,
koi sms na karta,
What is this tareeqa?


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Jail mein sardar se kisi ne pucha

Tum se aisi kia ghalati hui k tum jail mein ho?

Sardar: Main ne bank loota

or .
.
.
paisay wahin jama kara die.


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Boy1: Meet my wife Tina.
Boy2: Oh! i know her.
Boy1: How?
Boy2:V were caught sleeping 2gether.
Boy1: what da hell?
Boy2: During lecture in Physics class yaar ;-)


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Teacher: what is the difference between new and old couples?
Student: Very simple sir, New couple sleeps with lips to lips
and
Old couple sleeps with hips to hips ;-)


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[P][Y][A][R]
[I][S][H][Q]
[M][H][B][T]
Ye lo Taveez
ye jis ko bhi send kro ge
usay SMS parhte hi tum se
MOHABBAT ho jaye gi,
per send karne se pehlay baba ke number pe
100 ka load karwa dena.

ye taveez ka hadiya hai,

agar load na aya to taveez asar nahi kare ga.
Haq hoo, Haq hoo


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Teacher: Go, Went, Gone ko punjabi me translate karo.
Student: O gya, O nass gya, O pharo odi pein nu.


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Mere khwab to usi din Chur chur ho gaye
Faraz!


Jab wo pehle din mere ghar ai
Or ammi ne kaha
Jao beta
Baji k lie
DEW le ao.....


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